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Rudy Duncan has done his time—six years in
prison for grand theft auto. He and buddy Nick
(serving two years for manslaughter) are both
just days away from parole. While Rudy longs
to get home in time to enjoy a traditional
Christmas with his family, Nick plans to meet
up with Ashley, a beautiful young woman he’s
been corresponding with, but hasn’t met. A
cafeteria riot lands Nick on the wrong end of a
lifer’s knife, inspiring Rudy to assume Nick’s
identity and rendezvous with the sexually
eager girl he’s heard so much about. Then
things get complicated. Having read Nick’s
letters to Ashley, a gun-running trucker named
Gabriel and his band of hoods ambush the
naive Rudy (thinking he’s Nick) for information
that will help them pull a casino heist on
Christmas eve. Rudy must continue the
deception, realizing that the moment he’s no
longer of use to the crooks, he’s a dead man.
But all is not as it seems and people aren’t
necessarily who they pretend to be in this
twisting R-rated action movie from
screenwriter-of-the-moment Ehren
Kruger.
Positive Elements: Not much.
And what little does exist can’t begin to
compensate for the film’s significant
problems. When Ashley falls through thin ice,
Rudy risks his own safety to rescue her.
Following a fiery climax, Rudy unselfishly
drops wads of untraceable, ill-gotten cash in
the mailboxes of decent people as he heads
home for the family holiday he longed for at
the start (implying that, had he simply stuck
with the "family plan" instead of
chasing cheap sex, he could have saved
himself a lot of pain and several close
brushes with death).
Spiritual Content: The scurrilous
Gabriel suggests that this big casino heist is
the Lord’s gift to him, a way of putting the
trucker life behind him and allowing him to
move on in comfort. Rudy points a gun at a
bad guy who, when the weapon turns out to be
a water pistol, utters "God is good."
The Lord’s name is abused frequently. At one
point, one of Gabriel’s henchmen scolds Rudy
for using Christ’s name ("Hey man,
watch your mouth, it’s Christmas"), but
has no qualms about committing armed
robbery on the Lord’s birthday. In fact, it’s
disturbing to see Christmas themes, images,
songs, etc. sprinkled in amongst the movie’s
dark, immoral content. For example, Ashley
tells Rudy that when she returns to their motel
room, she wants him wearing nothing but a
candy cane, which inspires him to start
singing "The Little Drummer Boy."
Sexual Content: Two scenes involve
explicit nudity. Shortly after Rudy and Ashley
meet, they’re tearing each other’s clothes off
and clumsily engaging in sex. Later, she
teasingly removes a bikini top for the leering
camera—totally gratuitous. By comparison, a
glimpse of Ashley in extremely short shorts
seems hardly worth mentioning, but viewers
see that too. The script also features crude
sexual dialogue. Behind bars, Nick and Rudy
objectify women, calling them
"merchandise" and boasting about
casual encounters. Referring to his prison
experience, Rudy makes a snide comment
about sodomy. A greedy woman prostitutes
herself with a complete lack of self-respect or
moral conscience.
Violent Content: Pretty constant and
often intense. The film opens with shots of
murdered Santas lying bloodied, charred or
both. Characters are punched, stabbed,
beaten with baseball bats, set on fire, run over
with automobiles and sent sailing over
snow-covered cliffs. Gabriel throws darts
around Rudy’s head before burying one in his
chest and then embedding another in his
shoulder. People are blown away with pistols,
shotguns and automatic weapons,
occasionally at close range. Inmates riot in the
cafeteria when they notice roaches in the
Jell-O. To create a diversion in the casino,
Rudy wrestles an innocent old man to the
floor. A manslaughter conviction seems to pay
off for Nick whose gushy romantic
correspondence with Ashley leads Rudy to
comment, "If you hadn’t cracked that
guy’s head open, you wouldn’t have found true
love."
Crude or Profane Language: Awful.
Nearly 50 f-words and 20 s-words are
exacerbated by two dozen blasphemies
(more than half of them specifically abusing
the name of Jesus Christ), crass sexual slang
and other profanities.
Drug and Alcohol Content:
Alcohol is served in the casino. The same
hood who chastises Rudy for taking the Lord’s
name in vain chugs from a bottle of rum. Rudy
borrows the bottle and fills his water pistol
with alcohol so that he can shoot it into his
mouth now and then (which is itself a
disturbing image). Nick fantasizes about
sharing wine with Ashley.
Other Negative Elements: What’s
a casino without gambling? Slots and
blackjack are the on-camera games of choice.
The main characters are driven by lust, greed
and selfish ambition. Without flinching, they’re
willing to lie, steal and kill to get what they
want. In fact, the film’s working title was,
appropriately, Deception.
Summary: Reindeer
Games exists for its twists and turns, a
bevy of unexpected revelations that unfold
throughout, but do so with a vengeance in the
movie’s final ten minutes. At the risk of having
my press privileges revoked, I dare not say
who does what to whom. Not that it matters.
The more I reflect on the plot, the less
individual moments and relationships make
sense. Kruger gets tangled in his own
expanding web of intrigue and betrayal. The
characters motivations end up serving the
demands of the contrived script rather than
rational human behavior. Still, the action is
what will attract audiences hungry for an
adrenaline rush. And on that level, the film
delivers, using extremely violent means to
keep viewers glued to the screen. Sex and
language compound the problem. I’ve also
lost a lot of respect for Charlize Theron
(Mighty Joe Young) and Gary Sinise
(Of Mice and Men, Apollo 13, Forrest
Gump) after seeing this unflattering
résumé item. Both are gifted
performers who’ve cheapened themselves by
appearing in such a sleazy, meanspirited
waste of time. Don’t let teens join in any
Reindeer Games.
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