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Legally Blonde |
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Thirty-six years after the Beach Boys first sang
the praises of California girls, Legally
Blonde lifts up an unofficial ambassador
for what may be the West Coast’s most
superficial subculture. Part Valley Girl, part
Malibu Barbie, Elle Woods is a perky,
style-conscious sorority babe draped in pink
and eager to solve the world’s fashion
emergencies. She lives for the latest issue of
Cosmopolitan, cleverly themed
campus mixers and to hear her steady
boyfriend, Warner, propose marriage. But just
when she thinks he’s about to pop the
question, he drops a bombshell on this
bombshell, explaining that his future in law
school and politics demands a more
"serious" woman—more Jackie
Kennedy than Marilyn Monroe. She’s out.
Harvard is in.
A desperate Elle wants to win Warner
back, so she applies to Harvard Law School.
And wouldn’t you know, this fashion
merchandising major whose most impressive
résumé item was appearing in
a Ricky Martin video gets in! (Harvard
must believe that any PR is good PR.) Pretty
soon, Elle is so beaten down by the snobby,
backbiting Ivy Leaguers that her motivation
shifts from wooing Warner to proving herself
bright enough to make the grade and,
eventually, help prove the innocence of a
woman accused of murdering her husband.
With a few lucky breaks, she does both,
standing by her principles and being true to
herself in the process. Think
Clueless-meets-Erin Brockovich.
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positive elements: On the whole,
Legally Blonde has a good heart, which
is essentially the heart of Elle. Her outlook on
the world may be jaded by superficial totems,
but she’s not at all selfish, and goes out of her
way to show kindness and compassion to
everyone she meets. Elle befriends a
manicurist struggling with her own self-worth,
and proceeds to spice up her life. When she
overhears a geeky law student being rejected
and put down by a girl he asked out, Elle
steps in and jeopardizes her own social
status by raising his (she pretends to be
brokenhearted that he never returned her
phone calls). Elle refuses to believe the worst
about Brooke, the client she’s involved in
defending. And when Brooke confides in Elle,
the budding law student refuses to violate that
trust even when doing so could further her
legal career. When others are cruel to her, Elle
doesn’t retaliate; she just doubles her efforts
to prove her true character and intelligence.
She rejects the sexual advances of a
professor. At her graduation from Harvard, Elle
hails "passion, courage of conviction,
and a strong sense of self" as
cornerstones for success. At one point, she
encourages a colleague, "You need to
have a little more faith in people." With
the aid of a positive attitude, hard work and an
unwillingness to hold a grudge, she has the
ability to turn enemies into friends. People
change their opinions of Elle and develop
respect for her (the audience included),
proving that first impressions and outward
appearances can be misleading.
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spiritual content: Elle refers to
Cosmopolitan magazine as "the
bible."
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sexual content: The opening credits
play over shots of young women in revealing
outfits and bikini underwear. Many shots of
girls in revealing swimwear. Dialogue
includes crass sexual innuendo, anatomical
slang, and a classroom discussion about
sperm donors, one-night stands and
masturbation. Elle’s California girlfriends joke
about STDs and giving a teacher a lap dance.
In court, Elle recalls a wet T-shirt contest.
There are also references to lesbianism and
homosexuality.
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violent content: Some slapstick
violence. In the courtroom, lawyers describe a
bloody murder.
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crude or profane language: A dozen
exclamatory uses of God’s name make up
approximately one-third of the film’s pointless
profanities (two s-words, no f-words).
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drug and alcohol content: Quite a bit
of social drinking, but no one gets drunk. Elle
and Warner enjoy wine at dinner, and the
fermented grape is also consumed at a
Harvard party. Frat guys carry a keg of beer,
apparently on a mission of excess. Other
characters drink beer as well. Elle’s dad
appears only twice throughout the movie, a
martini in hand each time. A girl claims to
have been involved in "Lesbians Against
Drunk Driving." After Elle gets dumped
by Warner, her friends suggest that she take
the narcotic painkiller Percocet.
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other negative elements: Nothing
against the film’s girl-power emphasis, but
with one exception (Luke Wilson), the
noteworthy men in this story are either
vacuous hunks, self-important jerks,
emasculated gays or inept dweebs.
Statements like "Men are big fat
retards" add to the male-bashing.
Elsewhere, Elle’s refusal to betray Brooke’s
confidence has a moral flip side that gets
glossed over. It seems the exercise-video
guru’s alibi is that she was getting liposuction
at the time of the murder (the big secret), and
if word gets out, her reputation would be
ruined. Okay, Brooke may not be a murderer,
but don’t her fans deserve to know that she’s
a fraud? Also, the play on words in the
title comes across as rather insensitive to
those who are indeed "legally
blind."
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conclusion: Not groundbreaking stuff,
but Legally Blonde does what it set out
to do—provide light summer entertainment.
Witherspoon is very good as Elle, a ditz of
substance who could have been cloying, but
comes across as charming instead. Despite
some convenient and illogically truncated plot
turns, the good-natured story drew me in
anyway. I enjoyed witnessing Elle’s positive
impact on the people around her. In a sea of
Hollywood cynicism, Legally Blonde
isn’t too hip to uphold virtue. Even so, this
fish-out-of-water comedy/courtroom drama
still resorts to language and humor that will
have families citing it for contempt.
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