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Final Destination 2 |
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Death is everywhere. It lurks in hospital
corridors, crowded elevators and serene
ponds. It skulks through spick-and-span
suburban neighborhoods, rural farms and
squalid urban tenements. As
all-encompassing as the air you breathe, it
measures your minutes and hours, then
decides when they should end. But Death is
not infallible, as Kimberley has just learned.
On the anniversary of Final
Destination’s
Flight 180 explosion, Kimberley has a vision
while she’s driving up an interstate on-ramp:
Pile-ups. Explosions. Fire. Blood. Lots
of blood. Terrified, she hits the brakes,
blocks the ramp and then watches helplessly
as the wholesale slaughter unfolds on the
highway. But Kimberley and those who
survived the catastrophe shouldn’t think
they’ve cheated Death. The rules are simple,
you see. Once Death places you on its list, it
will not stop pursuing until you die. Asylum
inmate Clear Rivers can testify to that. One of
a handful who escaped from Flight 180, she
watched her fellow survivors perish in freak
accidents. She huddles fearfully in her padded
room, hoping Death will not find her.
Will Clear succeed where her friends
failed? Can the ragtag group of strangers led
by Kimberley and Police Officer Thomas Burke
thwart Death’s design? After watching
"disposable" characters bite the dust in
spectacularly bloody fashion for 90 minutes,
will audiences care?
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positive elements: Early in the film,
Kimberley’s dad shows great love for her by
trying to ensure her safety during a road trip.
Believing she has a responsibility toward
those she saved from the interstate pile-up,
Kimberley tries as hard as she can to
preserve their lives (at one point she
chastises Clear for hiding in the asylum
instead of trying to help others). Before he
dies, a stoner asks Kimberley to throw away
his drugs and pornography so that his mother
won’t be heartbroken when she goes through
his belongings. [Spoiler Warning] In
order to save others, Kimberley sacrifices her
own life, but is later resuscitated.
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spiritual content: The introduction of
Final Destination 2 is a treatise on its
metaphysics. Via television interview, a
theorist states that people are surrounded by
a malevolent force which decides when they
will die. The speaker scoffs at the idea that it
should be called "The Devil," preferring to
simply name it "Death." Those who manage to
sidestep its plans only slightly postpone their
demise. A spooky mortuary worker further
explains to Clear and Kimberley that "only new
life can defeat Death" (the meaning of the
phrase is much debated). Otherwise, it will
continue to stalk you. The film’s plot follows
these principles to a T. Elsewhere, a man
claims that he alone controls his life, not any
spiritual force, and a cross-wearing woman
says she’s unafraid to join her family in
heaven (in one perilous situation, however,
she frantically screams that she doesn’t want
to die). Kimberley has numerous visions
about the future.
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sexual content: In a scene director
David Ellis describes as "totally gratuitous," a
motorcycle-riding woman flashes her breasts
at two guys (the camera lingers on the nudity).
Comments fly about casual sex,
sadomasochism, oral sex and molestation
while under anesthesia. A girl lying on a
hospital table is seen without her shirt on
(she’s wearing a bra). An elderly man sniffs a
woman’s hair, aroused by its scent. Several
characters dress immodestly.
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violent content: If Death is a nearly
all-powerful force that can manipulate natural
environments and human actions, couldn’t it
kill its victims with an embolism as they slept?
Of course. But that wouldn’t attract scores of
horror fans eager to soak in ridiculous
amounts of blood and gore. People perish in
complicated and horrible ways throughout the
film. They're impaled, decapitated, immolated,
crushed, exploded and drowned. Items
ranging from logs and PVC pipe to escape
ladders and artificial limbs become
implements of death too gruesome to
document in detail. Ellis’ own words speak
volumes more than any description. "It’s sick,"
he said. "I look at it, and I go, ... that’s just not
right. But we decided that if we were going to
do it, then do it. And that meant showing the
gore instead of cutting away from it."
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crude or profane language: Almost 20
uses each of the s-word and f-word, and
about the same number of mild profanities
and crude expressions. God and Jesus’
names are abused over a dozen times.
Characters make obscene gestures.
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drug and alcohol content: Rarely is a
character not smoking, sipping or
snorting some controlled substance. One of
Kimberley’s friends puffs on a joint and
carries a huge bag of pot. Another constantly
snorts cocaine. A grief-stricken mother pops a
Valium. Numerous people drink alcohol and
smoke cigarettes.
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conclusion: Final Destination 2
is the yin to the yang of M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs. Whereas Signs
posits an exhaustive providence that actively
works all things (including tragic death) to
good, Final Destination 2 features a
malicious sovereignty that manipulates events
so that its subjects will die in the most painful, terrifying and messy ways possible. Those extreme portrayals, plus rampant vulgarity,
nudity and spiritual counterfeits murder this
movie. What's worse, Ellis claims he had "no
problems with the ratings board at all. Really,
it’s kind of sick that they’ll let you show that
stuff." His words, not mine. But I couldn't have
said it better.
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