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Jurassic Park III |
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People do stupid things. They fly kites near
high-tension wires. They tailgate on black ice.
Some will even throw Sammy Sosa a 3-1
fastball right down the middle. Just plain
dumb. So if there’s a remote island
swarming with man-eating, genetically
engineered dinosaurs, don’t expect a two-film
body count to deter other thrill-seekers from
venturing dangerously close and becoming
part of the Jurassic Park buffet line. The
franchise’s third installment opens with a man
and boy parasailing just off the coast of
dino-infested Isla Sorna. After being forced to
disconnect their tow line, the pair drifts into the
trees, leaving the young man’s parents back
home desperate to retrieve him. Mom and
Dad hire a plane, a crew and a pair of
paleontologists, one of whom is Dr. Alan
Grant, a survivor of the original film who
wouldn’t go anywhere near the island except
that 1) he’s desperate for money to fund more
research, and 2) he’s unaware of the lying
couple’s true intentions. Alan thinks they want
an aerial tour. When their plane crashes into
the native flora, everyone’s stranded and it’s
just a matter of time before a scaly welcoming
committee has them running for their lives.
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positive elements: On separate
occasions, Alan, Paul, Billy, Amanda and Eric
all engage in selfless heroics on behalf of
people in peril. Eric reminds Alan of the need
to express sincere appreciation to others.
Alan’s old research partner, Ellie, articulates
her undying support and friendship. Realizing
that noble motives don’t excuse bad
decisions, Alan warns Billy, "Some of the
worst things imaginable have been done with
the best intentions." Although parental
desperation leads the Kirbys to deceive and
jeopardize the safety of others (far from
virtuous), the couple risks everything to save
their son. [Spoiler Warning] The film
has a warm spot for two-parent families,
reuniting a divorced couple during the search
for their only child and keeping all three safe
‘til the end credits despite some frighteningly
close calls. After his associate is attacked by
flying reptiles, Alan regrets that his last words
to Billy were unkind.
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spiritual content: Alan reverently
alludes to Darwin and evolutionary theory, yet
later comments that the dinos were created by
scientists who were "playing God."
In appreciation for a colleague’s support, Alan
says, "God bless you, Ellie." So,
Dr. Grant, which is it, an impersonal
emergence from the primordial ooze or a
benevolent Creator who can bless
people? Also, a mercenary sarcastically
claims that he made his shady business
contact "through church."
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sexual content: None, though
Amanda is shown taking off her shirt,
revealing her brassiere.
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violent content: This is where
JP3 earns its rating, though none of the
dino-induced deaths is quite as disturbing as
watching two T-Rexes grab a guy at opposite
ends and tear him in half, as seen in The Lost World. Intense action violence ranges
from a plane crash to people being
traumatized by angry dinosaurs. Two men
disappear from the deck of a boat (implied
deaths, blood stains). Early on, mercenaries
are chomped and/or stomped by a huge
Spinosaurus (this sequel’s largest, most
intimidating species). Another is subdued by a
pack of Velociraptors which kill their prey and
later take a bite out of its head. Eric gets
snatched up by an airborne Pteranodon and
dropped into a nest full of hungry, violently
pecking offspring. Several of the bird-like
reptiles converge on another character as
well. A decaying human corpse falls out of a
tree. The special effects team pits an angry
T-Rex against the Spinosaurus in a duel to the
death reminiscent of King Kong and old
Ray Harryhausen movies. Also, a thug knocks
Alan cold with a single punch. Alan belts Paul.
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crude or profane language: Fewer
than 10 instances, all mild for a PG-13..
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drug and alcohol content: Beer is
consumed at a honky-tonk.
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other negative elements: While not
exactly "objectionable," a gross
scene finds a guy reaching into a huge dung
heap to retrieve a cell phone.
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conclusion: More of the same. Sure,
audiences get plenty of dino-bang for their
buck this time around (there are as many
computer-generated creatures in Jurassic
Park III as in its 1993 and 1997
predecessors combined), but the franchise
hasn’t evolved much in eight years. Flying
Pteranodons, a few Ankylosauruses, a
crimson Ceratsaurus and the towering
Spinosaurus add a new dimension, but it’s
basically another helping of scared humans
pondering the wisdom of genetic engineering
while trying to avoid becoming extinct
themselves. The writing here is actually pretty
good. I liked the way a fractured family is
drawn together as they try to keep from
being—quite literally—torn apart. And the
action is wild. Mature viewers who had no
qualms about ravenous reptiles in
Jurassic Park and The Lost World will enjoy this thrill ride. Conversely,
families turned off by earlier carnage have no
reason to expect part three to be any different.
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