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Jackass: The Movie |
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ONLINE EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS FILM FEATURES GRAPHIC VIOLENCE AND LEWD SEXUAL CONTENT. THIS REVIEW REFERENCES THAT CONTENT AND IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN.
When Johnny Knoxville was asked by
Entertainment Weekly how his movie
would differ from his MTV show, his response
was, "Foul language and male nudity. Lots of
male nudity." Don’t let the R rating make you
think this stuff is designed for adults, though,
Jackass: The Movie ferociously targets
young teens (especially teen boys) with
defecation gags, dangerous stunts and
perverted sexuality (including sodomy).
Jackass doesn’t even attempt to
tell a story. Rather, this is an 82-minute
extension of the MTV show with rougher
stunts, cruder language and explicit nudity.
The New York Post calls it a "plotless
collection of moronic stunts" and "the worst
movie of the year." It’s all that, and then
some.
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positive elements: It’s annoying to
have to put anything in this category, but
it’s worth mentioning that in several
mean-spirited stunts, bystanders come to the
aid of a "suffering" stuntster. Of course the
filmmakers want us to laugh at "the stupid
people who actually care about others," so I’m
not tipping my hat to them; I’m offering kudos
to the people who demonstrate human
compassion in the face of crass unconcern.
For instance, when one of the Jackass
guys (who is made up to appear elderly)
seems to be lost on his motorized cart in a
busy intersection, a gentleman exits his
vehicle to see how he can be of assistance.
Similarly, when the cart careens down a steep
hill, several people try to help.
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spiritual content: The movie’s
"closing" scene (before outtakes and a
second closing supposedly set in the future)
finds a guy in a boat wearing a sign that
reads, "The End." He mutters, "Oh, thank you
Jesus."
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sexual content and nudity: Many
scenes find the guys wearing thong
underwear or jock straps (the camera often
lingers on them). Several times, genitals are
exposed. A guy has two blowup dolls with
large breasts in his car. One cast member
dressed in a bikini top jokes that he plans to
get his way with an alligator. One recurring
stunt has a cast member stripping to a thong
and dancing in public (while in Japan). A sea
cucumber is used to simulate masturbation.
Guys pretend to have sex with a—very
real—whale shark. A toy car is placed into a
condom, then shoved into a man’s anus. A
costume is designed to look like a large male
sex organ. There are also jokes about sex and
homosexuality.
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violent content: Most of the stunts
have some type of violent aspect. Almost
every time, someone suffers real
pain. (That real pain is supposed to be the
thing that makes all of this so hilariously
funny.) From the opening scene featuring the
cast in a super-sized shopping cart careening
down a steep hill while being blasted with
rocks and pieces of brick, to the grand finale in
which the guys pose as elderly men enduring
explosions, the cringe factor is everything in
Jackass. A bowling ball rolls into one
man’s groin. Others get their chests and
genitals zapped with electricity. They demolish
a mini-golf course and the park’s plastic
animal statues with golf carts. Two individuals
try (one unsuccessfully) to break boards with
their heads. The bite of a baby alligator is
used to inflict pain on a guy’s nipple. One guy
fights with a heavy weight boxer and winds up
needing stitches. A female Japanese
kickboxer pummels another. A guy crawls
across hundreds of set mousetraps (the
result is obvious). Another receives a gun
blast to his stomach (the ammunition is a salt
bag). Other stunts involve being pushed into a
line of bicycles, having fireworks attached to
roller skates (he falls), launching fireworks
from one’s rectum, getting hit with a large club
in the groin, falling through a roof in a staged
robbery attempt, getting a tattoo while in a
bouncing jeep, falling into a cactus and
receiving paper cuts between one’s toes (and
on one’s mouth). When an "elderly man" is
run over in the closing scene, his head is
shown rolling down the road.
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crude or profane language: The
f-word and the s-word get workouts here
(more than 30 and 15 times respectively).
Bam Margera is excited about the possibility of
pulling a stunt on his mother that will result in
her saying the f-word (she does). There’s lots
more milder profanity and the Lord’s name is
abused several times.
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drug and alcohol content: Miller beer
is frequently consumed by cast members
watching their pals do stunts. No doubt Miller
pitched in financially (the company is
mentioned specifically in the closing credits).
A guy at the mini-golf course drinks what
appears to be hard liquor. Another drinks beer
in a hot tub. When Johnny Knoxville returns his
demolished rental car, he claims the damage
happened when he was drunk. In one stunt, a
guy snorts "a line" of Japanese wasabi (he
vomits).
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other negative elements: Obviously
his parents were in on it when Bam wakes
them up with a myriad of fireworks going off in
their bedroom. Later he sets off a similar
display in his father’s van. His dad is seen
naked on the toilet. In a stunt called "The
Shoplifter," an "old man" steals from a store.
Several stunts result in vomiting (onscreen).
When one of the guys gets diarrhea, he’s
shown wiping his soiled underwear. Another
guy gets a "super wedgie" by jumping from a
tree (the result is so violent that it bloodies his
underwear). Obscene music often plays in the
background.
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conclusion: I’d call this stuff gross-out
humor, but there’s no humor. It’s just gross for
grossness’ sake. And it’s dangerous. The
movie opens with a disclaimer warning
viewers to never imitate the movie’s stunts. A
better disclaimer would be to warn audiences
to run away as fast as their legs will carry
them. That’d be a stunt I’d actually enjoy
watching: throngs of moviegoers fleeing
multiplexes frantically trying to avoid
Jackass: The Movie.
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