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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days |
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Andie Anderson is a writer for
Cosmopolitan clone
Composure magazine. To spice up the
details of a story she's assigned, she's
supposed to meet a guy, woo him, then get
him to dump her in 10 days by doing all the
wrong things. Meanwhile, Ben wagers
his boss that he can win over any
single/straight/available woman in only 10
days. If he wins, he gets to head up a prize
diamond account. Lose and he’s stuck
hawking sports equipment and beer. When
the two wind up meeting at a bar, the clock
begins ticking. Andie begins the relationship
on a sweet note, then attempts to sabotage it
by being "clingy," "touchy-feely" and just plain
obnoxious. Ben is, of course, determined to
put up with anything to win his bet.
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positive elements: During their
whirlwind "courtship," Ben brings Andie home
to meet his family. He displays affection for
both of his parents and extended family.
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spiritual content: When Andie’s boss
searches for "something spiritual" to write
about for the magazine, she decides an article
about the Dalai Lama is most appropriate.
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sexual content: It’s assumed that
couples sleep around casually, guiltlessly and
constantly. Marriage is never part of the
equation. If there’s any sexual standard here it
all, it has to do with time. Distressed that
she’s lost another boyfriend after "a week and
a half," Michelle confides to Andie that the "first
time we had sex I cried." Asked when that
occurred, Michelle admits it was on the
second day of their relationship. Andie chides
Michelle for being too easy and explains (by
cell phone from the bathroom of Ben’s
apartment), "I’m not going to sleep with him. I
can practice self-control." But Andie's only
seven days more restrained than Michelle. By
the ninth day of their involvement, Ben and
Andie have sex in his parent’s shower (he
takes her top off and they move behind the
shower curtain where you hear her unzipping
his pants). An earlier scene shows her
coming on to him at his apartment. Sexual
game playing is all part of her plan to lose
him. Get him aroused. Then douse him with a
change of mind. She also tries to annoy him
by giving his penis a female moniker. She
moves her personal items into his apartment
(Vagisil and Playtex products).
After their first date, Ben tells his
co-workers he (uncharacteristically) didn’t "go
for the gold" the night before. He rubs his face
against Andie's clothed breast (something
she enjoys). When Michelle inquires about
Ben and Andie’s sex life, Ben seems
ashamed to admit they haven’t slept together
yet.
There are any number of sexual
innuendoes, gay jokes and "performance"
quips. Andie and other women wear low-cut,
back-less/bra-less gowns. Several characters
don tight and midriff-revealing tops.
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violent content: Purposefully trying to
be a jerk, Andie angers a male patron in a
theater. Ben stands up for her and gets
decked for his efforts. Only one punch is
thrown, but it knocks Ben unconscious. Ben
angrily hurls a hotdog at a vehicle after it
splashes him with mud. While driving his
motorcycle, Ben almost gets hit by a passing
bus.
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crude or profane language: There are
no less than 30 s-words, most of which are
used by players of a card game (they call
bluffing "bulls---." Milder profanities (15 or so)
also scar the script, as do several misuses of
God's name and two abuses of Jesus’
name.
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drug and alcohol content: Alcohol is
everywhere. A bottle of Skyy vodka is
prominently displayed while Andie and her
friend sun themselves (and drink martinis). A
Skyy poster hangs in Ben’s office. So it didn't
shock me when I saw a full-page ad in
Entertainment Weekly for Skyy vodka
that doubled as a movie promo. Onscreen,
Budweiser also gets primo placement. Ben
and Andie hook up at the "best watering hole
for the upwardly mobile." They drink
champagne, wine, beer and mixed drinks.
Ben and his buddies drink beer and smoke
cigars at their weekly poker game. The only
animate object that doesn't drink is
Ben's dog, and that's no thanks to Ben who
pours beer for the animal. At a party, an
overindulged Andie commandeers the
microphone in an effort to embarrass
Ben.
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other negative elements: Gambling is
something of a problem. Besides the wager
with his boss, Ben bets $20 on a Knicks
game. And he plays real-money poker with his
pals. Andie’s Chinese Crested dog (known as
"Tinkle King") habitually urinates on a pool
table. Ben has an uncle who exhibits a
serious flatulence problem. Nelly’s hit song
"Hot in Herre" plays in the background of one
scene.
When Michelle states that she’s given up
eating since being dumped by her lover, her
boss congratulates her. If that's the
disordered way this movie's writers think, it's
no surprise that they included a scene in
which an overweight woman is deemed
substandard solely because of her
size.
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conclusion: This is supposed to be a
tender love story about an unlikely couple. But
think about it. What kind of person would be
so deceptive, selfish and cold as to accept a
writing assignment that involved using and
abusing an unsuspecting soul? What kind of
person would make a wager based on
manipulating another's emotions and trust?
Am I supposed to sit in the theater and
actually root for such a person? In real life,
people who use people like this are
miserable folks who stumble from one rocky
relationship to another. This film makes it
seem as if you can begin on the wrong foot,
but wind up firmly planted. It just isn't so! Andie
sets out to lose her man in 10 days.
Wrong-minded philosophies, alcohol abuse,
foul language and sex talk will make families
want to lose her movie in 10 minutes.
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