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ONLINE EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS FILM FEATURES GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT. THIS REVIEW REFERENCES THAT CONTENT AND IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN.
How High is Cheech & Chong
transported into the 21st century. When two
pot-smoking slackers show up to take college
entrance exams, they get acquainted by
smoking marijuana in the parking lot.
Unbeknownst to them, the pot they’re sharing
(grown using the ashes of Silas’ best friend,
Ivory, who was killed while stoned) brings Ivory
back from the grave and oxymoronically helps
the duo achieve perfect scores on their
exams. Recruiters are now very interested in
this pair, making it possible for them to attend
the college of their choice. When Harvard
beckons with hopes of boosting its ethnic
quotas, Jamal and Silas say yes. Upon arrival
as freshmen, they proceed to "enlighten" stuffy
Harvard by turning students (especially Tuan
and Jeffery), faculty and eventually the Vice
President of the United States ("I inhaled!") on
to drugs, sex and the party life. Meanwhile,
Silas hooks up with Lauren (her boyfriend is
team captain of the rowing team), and Jamal
gets together with the wayward daughter of the
Vice President.
As long as their "special" stash holds out,
they’re sure to ace college and everyone will
live happily ever after. But you know
that’s not going to happen. When a fellow
student steals the "Ivory" plant, these two
pot-heads have to make it on their own. Will
they clean up their act and do the right thing?
Not a chance.
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positive elements: None.
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spiritual content: There is an
overriding assumption that the pot-smoking
Ivory is a spirit who has returned from some
heavenly party. At one point—with liquor glass
in hand—he talks of "Biggy and Pac [two
deceased gangsta rappers] throwing a party."
A priest attempts to woo Silas and Jamal into
the priesthood by telling them they’ll have to
take a vow of celibacy. Huh?! Of course,
they’re exceedingly uninterested. A
pimp credits God for supplying a woman ("If it
hadn’t been for the Lord I wouldn’t have had
another b--ch in my life"). Jamal and Silas
dress as nuns for a party.
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sexual content: Much. Much. Much.
The film opens with a sex-partner of Silas on
his bed (the scene includes brief breast
nudity). Talk of—and scenes depicting—sex
are central from that point on. Jamal
fantasizes about having sex with one of his
professors (vulgar dialogue and lots of
cleavage in this scene). Tuan masturbates to
a movie scene. Jamal and Silas seduce two
girls who claim to be virgins and the two
couples have sex in the same room. Later, the
"virgins" are slapped by a pimp (both are
shown "enjoying" the pain as a sexual turn
on). Prostitutes perform sex acts on Tuan and
Jeffery. Silas grabs Lauren’s (clothed) breast.
She enjoys it. Tuan talks of enjoying watching
his dog mate (he doesn’t put it nearly so
politely). Jamal tells the Vice President (who is
stoned at the time), "I’m banging your
daughter on the regular." The VP expresses
his approval.
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violent content: While stoned, Ivory
falls asleep and drops his joint, igniting his
hair. Fully engulfed in flames, he jumps out of
a window and falls several stories onto the
street below (neither the fire nor the fall kills
him; a later scene shows him getting hit by a
bus). When a Harvard student explains what
the letters N.W.A. stand for, he’s punched for
using the ethnic slur associated. Using bird
seed as bait, Jamal and Silas plot a prank that
involves blowing up pigeons. When their
"Ivory" plant is stolen, the duo tries to find
another deceased intellectual to smoke (or
drink). The result? They exhume President
John Quincy Adams, and not only do they try to
smoke one of his fingers, but his hand (with
entirely too much tissue for a man dead for
two centuries) is shown being prepared in a
blender. Tuan shoves a pimp through a
windshield. Another man tries to kill someone
with an axe (he misses). A campus party
turns into a big brawl that draws the police;
lots of punches are thrown.
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crude or profane language: At least
100 f-words used in all of its obscene
variations. Better than half that many s-words
are accompanied by fistfuls of vulgar and
obscene references to sexual acts and
genitalia.
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drug and alcohol content: How
High is non-stop pro-pot propaganda.
Numerous scenes depict someone toking a
joint, blunt or bong. Although it defies the facts,
in this film pot smoking makes one
smarter. Of course, life is depicted as
more enjoyable when stoned. Even when the
duo must buckle down and really study (after
their "Ivory" plant is stolen), they do so while
high. Harvard’s Dean Cain is tricked into
eating marijuana-laced brownies (he
becomes a foul-mouth slug himself, no
different than Jamal and Silas). Silas brings
beer into a lab where Lauren is studying. Even
"good girl" Lauren eventually gets high (she
admits, "I did it once in high school"). The
accompanying music glamorizes pot as
well.
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other negative elements: Gross-out
scenes abound. When a student authority
figure snoops under a bed, he discovers a
used condom, the contents of which he spills
on his hand. Tuan vomits a long (and
graphically depicted) stream of food. Jamal
lies to his mother, telling her his bong is really
a lamp. Students use foul language in front of
authority figures who for the most part
overlook it as perfectly acceptable speech.
Gangsta rappers Cypress Hill perform at a
campus party. At the film’s conclusion,
Lauren’s big American history discovery is that
Ben Franklin invented the first bong. Franklin
subsequently appears alongside the spirit of
Ivory and declares: "Light that s---, smoke that
s---, pass that s---!"
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conclusion: The film opens with
Cypress Hill’s "Hits from the Bong" and
closes with the printed line: There were no
plants harmed in the making of this film.
What is sandwiched in between are dozens of
pot-smoking scenes, sexual content galore,
language that would make the proverbial
sailor’s ears bleed, and a destructive
stereotypical depiction of African-American
males as lazy, dope-smoking sex addicts. So
you tell me. Should you let your family get
High?
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