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Hey Arnold! The Movie |
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It’s safe to say that Nickelodeon’s Arnold is
the most lovable football-headed fourth-grader
in the world. A tiny baseball cap perches
precariously between Arnold’s two
uncontrollable shocks of blonde hair. His
mouth moves restlessly from one side of his
head to the other. And he always looks at the
bright side of every situation. That’s a good
thing, because as Arnold makes the jump
from the small screen to the giant one, his
neighborhood comes under attack and the
grownups have given up all hope. So what’s a
glass-half-full kind of guy to do? Save the day,
of course. So Arnold and his best friend,
Gerald, set off to take down an evil corporation
bent on tearing down their homes and
building a mall-plex in their stead.
Lucky for Arnold, his grandpa tells him the
story of the "Tomato Incident," a confrontation
that happened right in front of their house
between Colonial settlers and British Red
Coats. Arnold gets to thinking: If such a
famous battle (the settlers beat back the Brits
by throwing tomatoes at them) happened on
his street, surely there should be a document
somewhere declaring his neighborhood an
historic location, rendering it immune from
overzealous developers. Arnold discovers that
there is indeed such a document, but alas, it
has fallen into the hands of Mr. Scheck, the
greedy, unscrupulous president of FTI, the
very company building the mall-plex. The
battle is set. Arnold must retrieve that
document before the bulldozers start dozing.
Can the little guy with the big, lopsided head
pull off a miracle? And who is the mysterious
benefactor who keeps calling to give him
clues?
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positive elements: Arnold’s cheery
outlook on life is inspirational. His friends rib
him about always looking on the positive side
of things, but his enthusiasm is contagious.
Working to save the neighborhood, Arnold
shows a love for history, tradition and the
stability of family. "What’s wrong with old
things?" he wonders aloud. "Some old things
are great." Neighborhood girl Helga (who has
a passionate love/hate relationship with
Arnold) gushes about his "unerring sense of
right and wrong."
Elsewhere, using a few misguided adults
to make the point, Hey Arnold! berates
greed and exposes the damage it does. The
film makes a half-hearted attempt to draw a
line between real life and video games ("Real
life isn’t like a game. You can’t always win,"
Arnold tells Gerald), but since the movie’s
young heroes end up conquering all the bad
guys just like in a video game, that message
will fly right over the heads of most kids.
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spiritual content: Helga kneels and
prays before a homemade shrine to Arnold
she has constructed in her attic. Gerald
whispers a prayer when the going gets tough,
to which Arnold remarks, "I didn’t know you
were religious!" Gerald responds, "Neither did
I."
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sexual content: Helga fiercely kisses
Arnold on the lips. And when the addled
Arnold says he needs to go lie down, Helga
responds, "Wonderful, I’ll go with you." When a
lady kisses Gerald, his body goes stiff and he
falls over backwards.
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violent content: Arnold’s quest to
recover the document is a violent one. A
runaway bus careens through the city,
jumping over a gap in the roadway (a nod to
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock’s
daredevil antics in the R-rated movie
Speed) and ultimately crashes into an
oncoming bulldozer. A couple of large
explosions bring down a building and a
highway off-ramp. Police squads forcefully
shut down a "Blockapalooza" concert that
Arnold organizes to help save the
neighborhood. Helga’s father, Bob, and one of
FTI’s henchmen, Nick, get into a brawl. Using
fists, feet and kitchen utensils, the two duke it
out ("I’m going to beat the living snot out of
you") until a jar of pickles inexplicably turns
Bob into the Incredible Hulk. Arnold and
Gerald fight their way out of the clutches of FTI
security guards by hitting one of them in the
crotch. Helga uses a slingshot to shoot rocks
at a cat. She also hits an unsuspecting adult
with a suction-tipped arrow. Scheck breaks a
video monitor with his fist. Arnold's grandma
pushes a construction worker up against a
vehicle, then commandeers a bulldozer, using
it to flip over other bulldozers.
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crude or profane language: One use
each of the words "geesh" and "heck." Two
profane phrases ("what the . . ." and "pain in
the . . .") are uttered but not completed. A kid
calls one of the bad guys a "big doughnut
hole." Putdowns such as "stupid," "suckers,"
"rat fink," "loser," "nut," "moron" and
"lame-brained" are all used.
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alcohol content: Nick drinks at a bar.
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other negative elements: Dangling
from a harness lowered through Nick’s ceiling
(like Tom Cruise in Mission:
Impossible), Arnold steals a key from
around the man’s neck. Without putting too
fine a point on it, that constitutes breaking and
entering, and burglary. Later, he and
Gerald sneak into FTI’s headquarters, using
the key to open a safe deposit box. Arnold
concocts a lie to persuade a government
worker to help them find the document.
While played for laughs, Arnold’s
grandparents are, to put it kindly,
eccentric. Grandma spends the bulk of
her screen time getting arrested (at the
Blockapalooza event) and then attempting to
escape from jail. She eventually succeeds by
tunneling her way out and emerging through a
woman’s toilet.
Arnold and Gerald’s spooky visit to the city
coroner will scare some younger viewers.
Gerald himself passes out when he see the
legs of a corpse.
A Lil’
Romeo song (featuring Master P) plays under the credits.
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conclusion: A cute kid with a sunny
outlook on life who saves his neighborhood
from demolition. What’s not to like?
Teamwork, friendship, perseverance and
courage are primary themes. But so are
violent confrontations, explosions, a flippant
view of idol worship, deception and taking far
too many risks—especially for a 10-year-old.
Are your kids already hooked on the TV show?
Hey Arnold! The Movie doesn’t go
anywhere the series hasn’t already gone.
Never heard of Arnold? I don’t see any
compelling reason to change that.
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