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It’s
1943 and a group of Tibetan monks have
started an anti-reading campaign. Mind you,
they’re not against literacy in general. They
simply don’t want anyone peeking at one
particular scroll. Dubbed the Scroll of the
Ultimate, it will grant the person who recites
from it enough power to rule the entire world.
The problem is that a certain Nazi named
Struker has become very interested in
improving his reading skills. He and his
goons storm the quiet mountaintop monastery
where the scroll is hidden, slaughtering
everyone in sight, but to no avail. A lone Monk
escapes with the document. Now, this Monk
isn’t any ordinary monk. He’s a thrice
prophesized guardian infused with mystical
power and lasting youth whose sole goal is to
keep prying eyes away from the scroll’s
contents. Fast forward to 2003. While dodging
through a subway trying evade Struker’s
goons (the now geriatric Nazi is nothing if not
persistent), the Monk quite literally bumps into
Kar, a streetwise pickpocket who’s running
from police. The chance encounter provides a
distraction and the two escape from their
pursuers, saving a young girl’s life in the
process. Many wouldn’t give a second thought
to the aimless grifter, but the Monk sees a
spark of virtue in this young criminal. Could it
be that he’s found an ally in the fight against
Struker?
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positive elements: The Monk regularly
shows mercy to others. While being pursued
he frees a young girl’s foot from a subway
track. He hides a young boy from the Nazis
when they attack the monastery. He even
returns wallets that Kar has stolen. Kar
himself feeds a hungry beggar a hot dog. A
street girl-cum-millionaire Mafia heiress
named Jade questions the actions of a
human rights organization that is showing
pictures of violent atrocities, worried that they
might prompt future brutalities. (An absorbing
point, especially if one applies her logic to
popular entertainment and TV news.) The
Monk shows a great deal of faith in Kar’s
personal potential, despite the fact that others
want to write off the pickpocket. Unabashed
hunger for power is denounced by showing its
effect on the evil and insatiable Struker.
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spiritual content: Bulletproof
Monk serves up a mishmash of Buddhist
and Taoist spirituality, with a hearty helping of
plain old mysticism for good measure. The
Monk says he believes in universal truth,
something he claims is found in Eastern
religious beliefs. While training Kar for battle,
the Monk tells him that he must learn "the unity
of opposites." He recounts to Kar how he
studied with the gurus of Kashmir and alludes
to the Buddhist belief that "reality" is nothing
more than an illusion (he tells Kar that he can
nullify gravity’s effect if he simply believes it
doesn’t exist). Much of the action in the movie
is based on the outworking of this principle:
The Monk and Kar flip, spin and pinwheel by
bending the "laws" of nature. Merely by
reading the words of the scroll out loud a
person can be granted incredible power. The
Monk became the scroll’s guardian by fulfilling
three prophesies and was thereafter imbued
with healing properties and vigor for 60 years.
• sexual content:
Jade urges her gangbanger "boyfriend" to
quit attacking Kar by saying that fighting
makes her hot. Later the two kiss
passionately while she uses a chain to bind
his hands (when she's done, she
leaves him tied up). He complains that she
always leaves when he’s ready for
sex. She quips, "You know I’m worth waiting
for." Struker’s granddaughter, Nina,
examines the Monk’s tattoos, an exercise
that leads her to unbutton his shirt
and pants (only his upper torso is seen). A
fight between an amorous Kar and
Jade takes on intentionally sexual tones.
When Kar rebuffs the Monk for offering
him romantic advice, the Monk wryly states, "I
wasn’t born a monk." Jade wears
a number of less-than-modest outfits.
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violence and gore: Frantic fisticuffs
and lots of gunplay. The film opens with a
combat exercise conducted over a chasm.
The Monk’s mentor is riddled with automatic
weapons’ fire. A Nazi is used as a human
shield. Tibetan monks are mowed down
offscreen. Intense hand-to-hand combat often
leaves opponents with bloodied faces.
Combatants pull knives, grab staves and
brandish iron pipes. Several bad guys have
their necks broken. People are shot at close
range (a somewhat gory scene shows a slug
magically exiting a body). One person is
impaled by a falling statue and another is
almost dragged off a rooftop by the cords
attached to a plummeting satellite TV dish.
Nina strangles a man. Hyperkinetic chase
scenes transpire. A gang member threatens
to cut off Kar’s genitals. The Monk shoots
pursuers and throws a man from a helicopter.
One man bites another on the leg. Torture
scenes include beatings and images of
needles piercing skulls. A tunnel-crawling Kar
gets swept away by a rush of water.
Superhuman fighters throw their opponents
through walls. A man plunges from a roof and
is electrocuted by power lines on the way
down.
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crude or profane language: Around
30 profanities, of which almost a dozen are
the s-word. God's name is abused several
times; Jesus’ once. There are uses of crass
slang (for male genitalia and for women) and
crude terms ( "p-ss off," "bloody"). A blow-up
dummy makes an obscene gesture.
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drug and alcohol content: Struker
smokes and offers alcohol as a gift.
Gangsters drink hard liquor during a party. Kar
sips a beer.
• conclusion:
Bulletproof Monk has at least one
remarkable
feature: its curious and memorable name.
But it may not be enough to save it
from box office oblivion. Unlike its title, there's
nothing unique or especially
creative about this Monk, which
borrows liberally from a whole host of
prior martial arts and adventure flicks. Stunts
defy gravity and otherwise infringe
upon the laws of physics à la Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Skulking
agents and slo-mo slugs seem stolen from
The
Matrix. Hard-nosed brawls
in which anything and everything become
weapons recall The
Transporter. There's even a
Raiders of the Lost Ark-style Nazi
bent on establishing world domination
through the mystical powers of a religious
artifact. The only way in which this comic
book adaptation sets itself apart
is through its overtly religious tone. (And
that's not a compliment.) "I don’t
read a lot of comic books, but [Bulletproof
Monk] was different," says
producer Terence Chang. "The spiritual
aspect of the story greatly appealed
to me." It won't appeal to Christian
families looking for bulletproof
entertainment.
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